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subyssgoeitaIf you know me, you know one thing: I am not that much of either a fandom person OR a shipper. However, I have one thing to say.
It's Eiji x Ankh. Not Ankh x Eiji.
Even if I don't ship I still follow one classic rule, that being AxB with A being first denoting that they top. People don't usually care for this rule and it's whatever. But you know who DOES follow this rule? Western Kamen Rider OOOs fans (and of course the japanese fandom consisting of 30+ year old housewives whose sons watch the show). And what is it that they ship? Ankh x Eiji.
Did we watch the same show? Are you people insane? Truly there is no greater crime to commit than to be a fujoshi blind to the truth. Are you foolish enough to believe in old tropes, afraid to be the bare minimum of brave? Do you not understand the gravity of the situation? Is the only reason that Ankh tops to you because he is the more aggressive, domineering of the two? Once again... I ask... Are you insane?! If you went through all 49 episodes and eight movies of OOOs and still believe that Ankh tops then I have no hope for you in this cruel world. You are but a wither'd flower. Eiji tops. He tops with all the grace and decorum of a man who only wears novelty boxers. Why does he top? Have you watched the show? The answer is right there. PLAGUE UPON THEE!
Anyway, I've been pretty good. Still applying for jobs after quitting my warehouse one bc I need money for ethically sourced clothes and yaoi.
It's Eiji x Ankh. Not Ankh x Eiji.
Even if I don't ship I still follow one classic rule, that being AxB with A being first denoting that they top. People don't usually care for this rule and it's whatever. But you know who DOES follow this rule? Western Kamen Rider OOOs fans (and of course the japanese fandom consisting of 30+ year old housewives whose sons watch the show). And what is it that they ship? Ankh x Eiji.
Did we watch the same show? Are you people insane? Truly there is no greater crime to commit than to be a fujoshi blind to the truth. Are you foolish enough to believe in old tropes, afraid to be the bare minimum of brave? Do you not understand the gravity of the situation? Is the only reason that Ankh tops to you because he is the more aggressive, domineering of the two? Once again... I ask... Are you insane?! If you went through all 49 episodes and eight movies of OOOs and still believe that Ankh tops then I have no hope for you in this cruel world. You are but a wither'd flower. Eiji tops. He tops with all the grace and decorum of a man who only wears novelty boxers. Why does he top? Have you watched the show? The answer is right there. PLAGUE UPON THEE!
Anyway, I've been pretty good. Still applying for jobs after quitting my warehouse one bc I need money for ethically sourced clothes and yaoi.
